lolomghaha...no.

When you see a mosquito on your friend’s shoulder

(Source: humor-mongol, via laugh-addict)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via negativefuck)

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

(Source: goldcraze, via robert-downey-jesus)

• Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
• Me: Masturbates anyway

deadpc:

*15 year old white girl voice* my nigga

(via robert-downey-jesus)